Behold, the ultimate atmosphere.

You have the privilege to ask me anything.

You are bothering Shadow the Hedgehog on his coffee break right before he was about to sit down and read The Phenomenology of Spirit. How dare you!

What? Never seen a hedgehog enjoying toasted arabica beans pressed immaculately through a barely functioning espresso machine manned by a depressed debt ridden college student?

Well since you're here, ask something. Waste my time and I'll waste yours with an image, or maybe even a voice note of me being mildly annoyed and decaffeinated.

I am the ultimate life form so naturally I provide the ultimate answers.

Professor S. T. Hedgehog is about to school you on Ask me Anything blogs.

Ask here. And you will receive an answer. Probably.

And click here to listen to the Ultimate audio version of this post.

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